hate:

the only “hot action” going on in my bedroom is my laptop burning my skin

jeanmarcoing:

did that fucker just jump on water is this fucking cat jesus

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fileformat:

me: 🌷
thicc boy: 🍆
me: 🌺

dortios:

when your parent comes to check if you’re still awake

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zeloswildeer:

blushyarmin:

lordofthescience:

royaltyspeaking:

How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do. 

thaNK YOU SO MUCH

the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me

clearly you’re not from america

dearnonacepeople:

So my high school got a gender neutral bathroom

intensional:

if i were a car i’d be a

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volkswagen 

disagreed:

do actors ever cringe at their own voice on tv

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