anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”
i love zayn malik so much!!!
i just asked my mom if we have a home security system and she just said “nope, but we got these” and started flexing her arms
life tip: avoid getting yelled at by ur parents and just dont tell them anything ever
Rule #1 do not let any boy or girl make you sad instead find washable markers and draw flowers and happy bugs on your legs
this is the kind of stuff people who talk to plants do