the only “hot action” going on in my bedroom is my laptop burning my skin
thicc boy: 🍆
How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do.
thaNK YOU SO MUCH
the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me
clearly you’re not from america
if i were a car i’d be a
do actors ever cringe at their own voice on tv