hellatubbie:

according to my calculations image

evabadon:

"when women wear makeup they’re basically lying to us" well i don’t see why i’m being blamed for a man stupid enough to really think i have red and gold eyelids

(Source: the1d975)

burgerkid:

could you please hold this for a second *hands you my problems and runs away*

stevenfresco:

i may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented i forgot where i was going with this

(Source: 2000ish)

(Source: mr-styles)

"what a fucking loser"

me, to me, about me (via protective)

(Source: jaclcfrost)

communistbakery:

I was trying to make a pun about escaping quicksand but I’m stuck

(Source: communistbakery)

crunchier:

4am is the new 10pm

Four Years of One Direction

(Source: thepainfulship)

(Source: geesehater)